mild site update

*slops a pint of raw sludge on your desk

new opportunities to waste money

three new stickers and a shirt have been added to the shop:

• cat sit sticker
• cat stand sticker
• cat toast sticker
• i heart gooning t-shirt

misc

• optimisations (🚀)
• client stability improved
• ++bunsen
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• other shop stuff